Me: I heard a good line this afternoon.
Alipé: Oh, what was that?
Me: I was walking down Haight Street, and two tall black guys were coming from the opposite direction. They were chatting with each other, and then one of them looked at me and said loudly in freestyle rhythm, "Asian Persuasian! And I'm not Caucasian!"
Alipé: [chuckling] Ha ha! I'll have to remember that one.
Me: But Alipé, you ARE Caucasian.