Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Liquids

While driving Tom to SFO airport:

Me: My personal trainer measured my body fat today. I have 22% body fat.

Tom: And I read somewhere that the body is 78% water, so ...




Tom: I dropped off my suitcase at your house on Friday morning. Lugging that suitcase all the way from Cupertino made me really thirsty, so I opened your fridge and found a Naked Juice.

Me: I have a Naked Juice in the fridge?

Tom: Yeah. Well, so I started drinking it, and it was really sour. But I drank half of it anyway. Then I looked at it and realized it was a month past the expiration date.

Me: Doh.

Tom: My stomach hurt for the next hour. I called Dad and he said I should've known better than to drink something from your fridge.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This made me laugh :)

Natasha

Hasan said...

That's what mum says about my fridge!