Watt reminded me recently of the time that he and Alipé faced off against Henry and me at basketball. Watt sustained a toenail injury during the game, and we went to a nearby Google building to treat it.
We picked up bandages, and then Henry and I went into the microkitchen. When we came back into the corridor, Alipé and Watt were nowhere in sight.
Henry: They must have gone into the bathroom.
Me: Yeah. [pause] [goofily] Which one do you think they went into?
Henry: The women's bathroom. Judging from their performance at basketball.
Me: [laughing] Ha ha! [suddenly] Wait, that's an insult to all women too.