Walking through the mall to the restaurant, I saw a store selling ichiban gummy candies. "My team will like those!" I thought, and bought 20-30 in different flavors.
We ate dinner, drove off. Half an hour later, I suddenly turned to Dan with horror. "OH NO!!!" I shouted.
"What? What?" he said.
"I FORGOT MY GUMMIES in the restaurant!"
My chinese anti-food-wasting side kicked in with vigorous force, and I've been lamenting them since. I decided the only way to get over them is to write a poem.
Ode to Gummies
Oh gummies, my gummies,
Your luminiscence once filled my heart.
Lychee, peach, melon, and grape.
How it pains me to see us apart!
You laid in a white plastic bag.
I took you out to dine.
I placed you on the cloth chair,
Right beside mine.
I sat and chatted and as time passed,
Gradually you slipped from my mind.
When I left, I forgot you!!!!
Oh, how could I be so unkind?
Now I lament thee! I miss thee!
Your smooth skin and sweet taste.
Oh gummies! My gummies!
What a terrible and tragic waste!
4 comments:
Don't be sad... just think of the waiter's and waitress's kid that'll be enjoying them for the rest of the week... :p 30 bags of gummies would make them oooo so happy... :)
(Burp.) Thanks, Niniane.
Sorry to hear about your loss.
Wow. This was the worst poem I have ever read. My dog can write a better poem and he is illiterate. I really wish you would take some courses on writing or even grammar. Don't you know not to use multiple punctuation marks together? Wow. If I were to sum this poem up into one word it would be - actually I can't sum up this poem into one word, it is too terrible.
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