I ran into Andrew in the dinner line. He had just come from playing pick-up ultimate.
Me: Oh, you were probably the best one there, right? You've been playing ultimate for, what, 15 years?
Andrew: Yeah, but I'm old now.
Andrew: I'm old and slow.
Me: So you used to be faster?
Andrew: When I was younger.
Me: But you were less experienced. So you'd end up running REALLY FAST in the wrong direction.