James: "I set up push notifications on my phone for your blog comments. So that I can moderate them right away."
Me: "Wow! That's so great! My fear is that the novelty will wear off, and you'll have a longer and longer lag to moderate them."
James: "If it isn't working out in a week or so, I can write an app."
Me: [getting really upset] "What, to do sentiment analysis and auto-moderate? If I was going to go that way, I would've just written that myself!"
James: "An app that shows the blog comment on the lock screen, so that I can approve it from there."