About to start playing Starcraft, 2v3 with the "House of Wang" against three entrepeneur friends. While we're waiting for Starcraft to finish installing, Ash came over to chat with Tom and me.
Ash: "What's your strategy?"
Tom: "To win!"
Ash: [walking back to his starcraft laptop]
Tom: "Barring that, the strategy is to lose. Gracefully."
Tom: "You clear on the strategies?"