An IM convo from long ago. I stumbled across it just now and was amused:
A: I wish I could get over this crush already.
R: Just make out with him and move on.
A: How can I do that? Should I freakin' call him up and say, "I'm coming over to kiss you." ???
A: I'll say, 'Wait for me. Oh, but I have to get gas first. Also where you live?'
R: That would be awesome. Please have that conversation.