Over dinner with Dan and Nina, I described meeting "Jenkins" yesterday, a friend of my good friend "Mary".
Me: "Jenkins said he heard a lot about me, but it turned out it wasn't from Mary. It's just from random Googlers. As we talked, it became clear that Mary has never mentioned me. And she's one of my best friends!"
Dan: "Not everyone talks about their friends as much as you do. You're always 'Sha-mayn did this' and 'Tom said that'."
Nina: "That's true."
Dan: "Yeah, you're like some kind of ... [thrusting hands in shoving motion toward me] accumulator of news about your friends."
Me: "I am FriendFeed."