During dinner with my guy friend, over sushi.
Friend: [talking about a girl] She's really special.
Me: Just don't take her virginity and then dump her two days later.
Friend: Why not?
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"The truth shall set you free." -- Caltech
6 comments:
Smart man....
Wise beyond his years...
If he does not do it...
He will masturbate to it forever...
:-0 :-)
Friend should have replied, "Oh, you think one day is sufficient?"
Tell him to find a girl with experience. 2 days is definitely not enough to teach her what to do.
Virgins? I remember those.
Definitely a candidate for chloroform, followed by a late-night trip to ye olde rogue veterinarian; let him wake up the next morning with an inverted paper cone around his neck.
In the inimitable words of FNM: "Don't look so surprised! Happy birthday, fscker!"
-M
Dignity and integrity are appropriate words to expand on this issue :)
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