Thursday, December 07, 2006

how can I explain

During dinner with my guy friend, over sushi.

Friend: [talking about a girl] She's really special.

Me: Just don't take her virginity and then dump her two days later.

Friend: Why not?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Smart man....

Wise beyond his years...

If he does not do it...

He will masturbate to it forever...

:-0 :-)

Anonymous said...

Friend should have replied, "Oh, you think one day is sufficient?"

Anonymous said...

Tell him to find a girl with experience. 2 days is definitely not enough to teach her what to do.

Seneca the Younger said...

Virgins? I remember those.

proctolaelaps regalis said...

Definitely a candidate for chloroform, followed by a late-night trip to ye olde rogue veterinarian; let him wake up the next morning with an inverted paper cone around his neck.

In the inimitable words of FNM: "Don't look so surprised! Happy birthday, fscker!"

-M

KE Liew said...

Dignity and integrity are appropriate words to expand on this issue :)