At sushi lunch to bid farewell to our intern.
Ryan: "Are there any major celebrities these days? Seems like they're dwindling."
Me: "Paris Hilton. According to Google Zeitgeist, she's the most newsworthy celebrity."
Ryan: "As a man, I don't even find Paris Hilton attractive. She looks like someone punched her in the face."
Ike: "I don't think that's what guys mean when they say, 'I'd hit that.'"