Thursday, July 19, 2007

way freakin' hilarious iPhone review

This iPhone writeup is so funny that I bow down to it. Yes, this single HTML page is more worthy than my entire existence.

For example, this excerpt:

It's not three devices in one any more than my laptop is you morons. Using Jobs' loose definition of what constitutes a separate device, technically my laptop can be considered 8 devices in one:

# A clock
# A calculator
# An "Internet communications device"
# A phone (I can make voice calls with my modem)
# A pornographic media storage device
# A video player
# A word processor
# And an "iPod" (see below)


Also note that it utilizes the speech mechanism which makes everything funnier:

"Can't do fundamental tasks like copy & paste text: No. Double negative, bitches!"


For those of you too lazy to scroll two paragraphs up to find the link from earlier in this post, here it is again.

11 comments:

Yan said...
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Yan said...

don't u think that guys is too cynical?

Anonymous said...

have you actually played with an iPhone?

It is funny you seem to be so sensitive to overhype on this when you work for Google and are a fan of J. K. Rowling, and over-hyped company and over-hyped author.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not dissing google or JKR (I'm a fan of both myself). My point is over-hype is not always the doing of the over-hyped nor does being over-hyped mean praise is not deserved.

ishkabubba said...

lol, i think it's hilarious. someone has to poke fun at the iphone instead talking about how *icool* it is. just wait till the next macworld when steve jobs introduces the 2nd gen. *iphone* that's even cooler because now you can record videos and everyone starts kicking themselves for not waiting.

hasn't anyone figured-out apple's modus operandi yet? hehehehe... :D

Anonymous said...

"just wait till the next macworld when steve jobs introduces the 2nd gen. *iphone* that's even cooler because now you can record videos and everyone starts kicking themselves for not waiting.

hasn't anyone figured-out apple's modus operandi yet? hehehehe... :D"

Isn't that the case with anything high tech? Buy now or wait for the next release which will be improved. What, are you writing your post from an IBM Selectric?

Leili Yang said...

Is it possible that Niniane is another Asia Carerra...

Mensa member / porn star.

Wow what a combination.

Niniane aka Leili Yang..

Check it out.

http://images.google.com/images?q=leili+yang&gbv=2&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&safe=off&start=0&sa=N

Niniane's sister said...

Do a google image search for:

"Leili Yang" and you find

a girl who could be
Niniane's twin sister.

Is it possible that it her?

Yan said...

hi upstairs, don't u think u r 2 nasty to talk about this in here? u bloody ruin the interest of blog here, i would suggest u guys: 'play with urself' and 'get the hell out of here'!!!

anthony bourdain said...

Yan !!!

Can you cook?

Yan said...

so what? did I cook someone's goose here?

Tim said...

Yan,

http://www.engrish.com/