Me: "Nikhil is going to survival school. They get dropped off in the desert for a month, and forced to forage for food and water. Last year, one of the participants started shaking and hallucinating from thirst, and the organizers still refused to help him. He ended up dying."
Stuttgart (*name changed): "Why does Nikhil want to do this?"
Me: "He says it's a rite of passage, so that he can become a man."
Stuttgart: "So he's not a man now."
Me: [chuckling] "Apparently not. Anyway, on Saturday, we're having a party to send him off."
Stuttgart: "Like a Last Supper situation?"