Me: "Did you see when Obama visited Google and answered the question about sorting 32-bit integers?"
Azer: "No, I missed it."
Azer: "Obama definitely has his charm. His answer was cute. If it were Al Gore, he'd say, [dull voice] 'When I was at Harvard, we made an improved version of quicksort. It was called quickersort. That's what I would use to sort a million 32-bit integers. Also, I invented quickersort.'"