Dan and I ate scrambled eggs today at St. Michael's Alley. When the bill came, we flipped a coin to decide who would pay, as is our tradition. Afterwards, I was examining the quarter he used.
Me: "Wyoming is the Equality State?"
Dan: "I guess so."
Me: "Do they allow gay marriage? I doubt it. Is this supposed to be a gay cowboy on the quarter?"
Dan: "There was a movie about this."
Me: "What was it called: 'The Gay Cowboy'?"
Dan: "No. 'Brokeback Mountain'."