Two weeks ago, walking up the building 45 stairs to play a game of pool:
Alipé: "... the BMW 328." [Note: I made up this model number, because I can't remember the real one.]
Me: "Is that a new model?"
Alipé: "You rode in it last weekend. LG drives one."
Me: "LG drives a BMW?"
Me: "That means our 20-year-old intern drives a better car than I do."
Alipé: "Significantly better."
Walking to parking lot, to carpool for go-karting off-site.
CC: "This is my rental car here."
Me: "Your rental is a Kia?"
Me: [grinning] "My car is better than yours."
Cc: [rolling eyes]
Me: "Hey, I don't get to say that very often."