Wednesday, February 14, 2007

jealous diapered astronauts

I recently read a news article about a female astronaut, who was dating a male coworker and learned that he was cheating. She drove for 12 hours to attack the other woman involved:


Nowak — who was a mission specialist on a Discovery launch last summer — was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn’t have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive.


Link.

What perturbs me is that she is organized enough to strategize about diapers, demonstrating more foresight than 90% of the population. Yet she lacks the self-control to do what the rest of us would, which is to storm to the garage angrily, then burst into tears and go back indoors to eat Haagen Dazs and watch "Lost".

10 comments:

Scott McLean said...

Hi, I suppose I'm leaving the comment here so it will be visible. I like your blog. What's going on in CA? Have a great week!

Scott

ArC said...

I confess I haven't been following the story very closely, but I somehow thought the astronaut who did the attacking had no real romantic relationship with the co-worker... in other words, I think this is a _stalker_ story, not a love triangle story.

Not Important said...

Well missus,The world needs its share of wierdos,doesn't it??

Anonymous said...

Most psycho-bitches would not have thought of the diaper solution. Only psycho-astronaut bitches would think of it since they have experience wearing them for space travel.

Those Dateline "Catch a Predator" shows are always so disturbing and it makes me embarrassed to be male, but it's nice to see that there are women that are teh nutty too.

ishkabubba said...

how long does it take to drive from houston to orlando?

it *depends*! :D

Anonymous said...

She drove 1000 miles because his dick is irreplaceable. The man got a mission size penile member.

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz said...

Proves that even if you are valedictorian and as highly educated as she was...

You cannot deny that small part if the brain that says I want to kill.

Jealousy being a wasted emotion is hard to suppress for even the strongest of wills.

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz

Me said...

I got all 10 answers correct :-)

Happy Vallentines Day :)

Bubba said...

The story reveals an important secret. The diaper part of the story just lets us all know that NASA has cars that can driver 900 miles without stopping for gas. O-T-H-E-R-W-I-S-E we're supposed to believe that she could stop for methanol and a burrito but just couldn't take the extra time to drop her drawers?

I think the diapers we're for her rival's head after Wowak employed the pipe she was carrying.

blueshu said...

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