Alipé: Last year, there was an internal contest to see which engineers could perform the most optimizations on [specifics deleted]. The top two participants won a trip for two to Hawaii.
Odin: Together? Imagine if those two engineers don't like each other.
[Alipé stands by my desk while I update a configuration file. Not remembering the exact steps, I navigate my browser to my internal blog to check my notes from the last time I did it.]
Alipé: You have an internal blog?
Me: It's just my notes on how to run various processes. There's only three posts, and no one ever reads it except me.
Alipé: It's only a matter of time before someone comments on there, "Will you marry me, Niniane?"
Odin: There was a google.com outage during [date range deleted].
Me: Oh really? I don't recall this. Was it reported by blogs?
Alipé: I remember it. Other services besides search were down too. Blogger...
Me: That's one way to keep it out of the blogs.