He asks if I'd like to receive this T-shirt for my birthday:
"Of course not," I say. "Why would I wear such a mean shirt?"
The inside joke is that the founder of myspace.com (a blog site),
automatically forces everyone who uses myspace to be his friend.
Thus, people were angry, and wore shirts such as: "Tom is NOT my
My answer to him:
I KNOW WHAT MYSPACE IS, TOM. You don't need to define it. I am not that out of touch with today's youth. I don't yet look like this: