Last weekend, while eating noodles with my brother.
Tom: "Mom wants to set me up with the 19-year-old daughter of her friend Mai. But that girl lives two hours from me! I said I'm not interested because it's too far."
Me: "Mai's daughter... Wait, is it Sabrina?"
Me: "Oh my God, Sabrina is sooo cute!"
Tom: [looking regretful] "Really?"
Me: "At least she was at four years old, when I last saw her."
Tom: [very exasperated expression]