Talking to my friend Melody about guys, over sushi.
Melody: "Sam [her boyfriend from years ago] used to bring up his ex-girlfriends all the time. He would go on and on about how they were so beautiful. It really made me jealous."
Me: "Your name is the one that he tattooed onto his body, so I think you had nothing to worry about."
Melody: "That's probably why the girl he dated after me hated me so much."