Monday, May 25, 2009

laffy taffy jokes

Yesterday a few of us were sitting around, reading the jokes printed onto Laffy Taffy wrappers.

I would read the joke opener, and then we'd guess what the answer would be. Here are my favorites. See if you can determine which ones were made up by us, and which were the Laffy Taffy answers.

Q: If your dog kisses you, what do you call it?
A1: Arr-ful.
A2: A pooch smooch.

Q: What do you call an owl in armor?
A1: Armored-owl-o.
A2: Knight owl.

Q: What has a head and tail but no body?
A1: A linked list.
A2: A coin.


William said...

HAHAHA linked list. very nice. I lol'ed

Hung said...

LOL at "linked list!"

Spam Diaries said...

The third one is too obvious. I'm gonna guess A1 on the others as well; they show language use that looks a tad too sophisticated for the average Laffy Taffy joke aficionado.

Unknown said...

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Kevin Chiu said...

LOL linked list. Great, now I need to find out who writes these...

Stacy said...


I'm not sure if you can help, but it's worth a try out of desperation. My best friend's blog was suddenly removed by Google, without any warning, and she is beyond devestated. She is a mommy blogger who kept track of her children's milestones, etc. on her blog. And although she always had intentions of backing up her blog, life got in the way and never did so. But then again, she never in a million years expected to log onto her computer and find that her blog went missing. For 2 weeks, she has tried to get in touch with anyone from Google to solve the matter. She is so heartsick, because she spent countless hours writting about her boys, and now those entries are gone. Do you have any idea on how to help her? I feel so terrible for her...she's currently pregnant and stressed beyond belief. Her blog address was Her name is Elaina, and she had a big picture of her 3 boys as her header.

If you or anyone you know could help her, please contact me at Thank you in advance for any help.

N said...


What was the result when your friend followed the instructions on her blog's removal page -- specifically the part about contacting Google for Terms of Service violation, which is probably what happened?

DLZ4all said...

somebody has taken my email id-

His email id is

Can you help?

DJ Zero said...

Hi if you really work for Google will you tell them to fuck the fuck off and not deactivate every account that has a common fucking name like DJ omfg i cant believe the shit Google does to its customers. No wonder people don't fucking use any fucking Google features like ad non-sense or you-intrude. FUCK GOOGLE I will make a site 10 times better and 100 times easier to use an put you all out of business!

Ashish Mishra said...


I bought a new phone on 21st of Aug 2013 at 6:00 pm in the evening i have activated that device with all google services and the device imei number is 357607050356637 after 12 days later it was stolen on 2nd of september 2013. I went to the police so that they will help me but they scolded me and sent me back with nothing. All the google services was accessed by the device including Google+.

Now my last hope is you kindly help me tracking my device i beg you please the same id was accessed by the phone when it was theft. I am providing all the information regarding the device with a picture.

Ashish Mishra
email amkites@gmail,com