If you are the type of person who, upon hearing the Lord's name taken in vain, covers their mouth and says "Oh my!", you need to stop reading now.
My friend "Matthew" and I were in a museum, looking at himalayan art. One statue featured Shiva and his goddess.
Me: "I know a couple of Indian guys named Shiva. Do you think it's strange to share the same name as the highest deity, who rules all of creation? You don't see that in the States."
Matthew: "I know some Shiva's too. As well as Ganesh, Pavarti."
Me: "It's not a bad idea. All right, I'm going to name my kid 'God'."
Me: "That's right. My kid will be called 'God Wang'."
Later I told the plan to another friend "Andy".
Me: "But I plan to have two kids, so I don't know what to name the second kid."
Andy: "That's true. You can't name one kid 'God', and the second kid 'Frank'."
Me: "Yeah, Frank would feel so unloved by comparison, and angry."
Andy: "Oh, I'm pretty sure the 'God' kid will be the angrier one."