My friend David was visiting from New York last week.
Me: "Angelina Jolie's bodyguard is writing a tell-all book about her. The book claims she cheated on Brad Pitt."
David: "Why should she be content with one guy? She's Angelina."
Me: "But it's Brad Pitt! Why would anyone cheat on Brad Pitt?"
David: "She did all that crazy stuff before, with the blood vials and marrying Billy Bob Thorton."
Me: "She does have a wild past, that's true. Another part of the book says she won over Brad Pitt by fulfilling all of his sexual fantasies. I'm not surprised by this."
David: "Right. So why should you be surprised that she wants to fulfill all of her own sexual fantasies? Including cheating on people."