cougar: (noun) Any older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a usually much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie, or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity ( particular the true hotties ), as young men not only [find them] a fucking incredible sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin' back for more.
Talking to my brother Tom about a Chinese man four years younger than me.
Me: He's arriving on Friday. It's impossible long-term, so maybe I should just avoid the situation. Before one or both of us become more emotionally invested.
Tom: I don't know why we're discussing this. What are you going to do on Friday night, sit at home and surf the internet? Of course you'll go see him.
Me: But it's doomed, so what's the point?
Me: That's true. In 20 years, I don't want to look back on my hollow life...
Tom: Instead you'll be the cougar you were destined to become.
Tom: When you get married, I'm going to give you a big stuffed-animal cougar. It'll have a T-shirt with block letters, "BE GOOD".
Me: [laughing] Or how about, "These Days Are Over"?
Tom: Unless you're marrying a much younger man. Then it'll say "These Days Are Just Beginning".