I visited my brother over the weekend. On the way home from dim sum, he was talking about where he could go to meet smart girls in the LA area.
Tom: "Maybe I should swing by Caltech."
Me: "You'll be competing for a few girls with a ton of guys."
Tom: "I can take on Caltech guys. I'll just say, 'Ladies! I take showers!'"
Me: "Caltech guys shower too."
Tom: "'Ladies! I wear shoes!'"
Me: "Oh, that's a good one."
Tom: "'Ladies! I get around in a car instead of a unicycle!'"
Me: [laughing]
Tom: "'My choice of transportation has four wheels!'"
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What's wrong with dumb girls?
"Tom: "I can take on Caltech guys. I'll just say, 'Ladies! I take showers!'""
OMG, I laughed out loud when I read that. Funny. I imagine the male-to-female ratio at Caltech is even more distorted than in Silicon Valley.
Your bro could start a Hackerdojo in LA. And teach game programming classes. And then the hot smart girls would come to him. :) And then they would get married, start a video company together and live happily ever after. Like a Pixar movie. Note the change from the Disney movie.
Someone once said that for girls at Caltech interested in guys, "the odds are good, but the goods are odd." =)
@ArC - women say that a lot in Silicon Valley / the Bay Area. But women are spoiled here. I had a friend who moved up from LA, and she said her self-esteem went *way* up...
Tom will have a whole lot better luck in Pasadena (outside of the Caltech campus) than here, though I don't know how smart the women are in Silicone Valley :) Or maybe he should hang out around UCLA & USC :)
Okay, but when he drives up to the campus, hangs out the window and starts bagging on some barefoot dude's unicycle, what are the smart girls going to think?
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