I visited my brother over the weekend. On the way home from dim sum, he was talking about where he could go to meet smart girls in the LA area.
Tom: "Maybe I should swing by Caltech."
Me: "You'll be competing for a few girls with a ton of guys."
Tom: "I can take on Caltech guys. I'll just say, 'Ladies! I take showers!'"
Me: "Caltech guys shower too."
Tom: "'Ladies! I wear shoes!'"
Me: "Oh, that's a good one."
Tom: "'Ladies! I get around in a car instead of a unicycle!'"
Tom: "'My choice of transportation has four wheels!'"