I called my mother on Sunday to wish her a happy Mother's Day.
My mother: "Your brother called two hours ago."
Me: "Yeah, I saw him yesterday in LA."
Mom: "How is he?"
Me: "He's on a fitness kick. He's down to 13% body fat."
Mom: "What is your body fat?"
Me: "I haven't measured in a long while. Last time I checked, it was 22%."
Mom: "Yours is much higher than Tom's, but you are not much fatter than him. Gosh, my body fat must be at least 50%."
Me: [laughing really hard]