At a Mexican taqueria with my brother.
Me: "Did you hear about how Bloomberg accidentally published an obituary for Steve Jobs last week?"
Me: "It was in the news. At a conference the other day, Steve Jobs said, 'The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.'"
Tom: "That's a good one. Oh, I bet that Bloomberg reporter got fired."
Me: "You think so? Yeah, heads probably rolled."
Tom: "Someone ran into his office and said, 'In thirty seconds, prepare to write your own obituary!'"