Me: I bought a shirt online! Would you like to see the design?
Trent: It's ugly.
Me: WTF! Why?
Trent: The picture is horrifying.
Me: Oh, don't identify with the woman! Pretend you are the dinosaur.
Trent: Okay. ... How come I look so ugly, and in addition, I'm preparing to step on someone?
Me: I bought two of the shirts.