During a discussion on what to name the new server. We decided to give it a logical sequential name.
B2: "That saves us the trouble of coming up with names."
Me: "Are you going to name your children KidZero, KidOne, etc?"
B2: "Yeah! Then when they ask why their name is KidTwo, it'll be clear."
Me: "What if one of them runs away? It'll be really obvious when you introduce them. 'Here are my kids: KidZero, KidOne, and KidThree."
B2: "Should've had a failover for KidTwo!"
Me: "Or just redistribute the love amongst the remaining kids."