Friday, September 19, 2014


Talking to an innocent friend.

Me: "Robin Thicke has been apologizing a lot to his wife.  There was a situation where Miley Cyrus was twerking with him."

Friend: [nodding]

Me: "Are you familiar with what twerking is?"

Friend: "Is it like when she sticks out her tongue?  Something with sticking out the tongue?"

Me: "Oh gosh, okay, I see how this happened.  That's not what twerking is.  But I see how this happened."

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