Today LG and Jon drove down from SF to work out of Sunfire for the day. During lunch at a kosher restaurant:
LG: "I have a T-shirt that spoils a whole bunch of movies. Like, it says 'Darth is Luke's father.'"
Me: "That shirt is horrible. I read several lines on it before realizing they were spoilers."
LG: "Haha yeah! Or 'Bruce Willis is a ghost'."
Me: "That's so bad. Sixth Sense is such an amazing movie when you get the twist."
LG: "Or '299 die.'"
Me: "Wait, what's that? I don't know that one. [horrified realization] Oh my God!! LG! Why did you do that? Argh!"
LG: [laughing sheepishly] "You haven't watched it yet? I'm sorry! I didn't know!"
Me: "I can't believe that shirt ruined another movie when you're not even wearing it."