Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. While they were gone I threw a party, but when asked I told them no, to which my dad responded " Well I'm currently looking at pictures on facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
which reminds of a conversation I had last week in Hamburg...
Friend: "How many crazy parties do you think your brother has thrown in your house by now?"
Friend: "You've been gone how many days?"
Me: "He did tell me that at least ten people disapprove of my couch. Which made me wonder how many people have come to my house."
Friend: "Yeah, when you get back, he'll tell you that he did a poll. A thousand people like the couch. Two hundred dislike it. Then there are the ones who didn't vote... because they were too drunk. There are a thousand of those."