Keith: "The XX bakery has new management, and it's not as good as before. One of the three original founders died from a heart attack."
Me: "Oh, that's too bad."
Keith: "His name was on the lease so his wife or girlfriend kicked out the other two, and took it over."
Me: "That's terrible! Was she his wife or his girlfriend?"
Keith: "Both."
Me: "He was married and had a mistress?"
Keith: "Yes."
Me: "So which one took over the lease?"
Keith: "They did it together."
Me: "Wow. Well, I guess they had similar tastes."
Keith: "United by their grief and greed."
Me: "Like many a capitalistic venture."
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Congratulations on resisting the urge to title this "crumpets & strumpets"... I wouldn`t have been able to.
I don't understand, why would the mistress be involved? She wouldn't have any legal claim to ownership, and it's hard to see that she and the ex-wife would be excited about working together.
narhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdu du du dummmmm
Is Keith an asiaphile?
Niniane, have you seen the puppy cam? do you LOVE the puppy cam?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
If you don't love the puppy cam, I am afraid we cannot be married. Sorry.
Frumpy strumpets who blow plump crumpets through trumpets should dump it, bitches! That doughboy sure ain't a po boy...
Keith? Let me tell ya 'bout Keith... (blam!) (blam!) (blam!)
[obligatory Blade Runner reference]
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