Keith: "The XX bakery has new management, and it's not as good as before. One of the three original founders died from a heart attack."
Me: "Oh, that's too bad."
Keith: "His name was on the lease so his wife or girlfriend kicked out the other two, and took it over."
Me: "That's terrible! Was she his wife or his girlfriend?"
Keith: "Both."
Me: "He was married and had a mistress?"
Keith: "Yes."
Me: "So which one took over the lease?"
Keith: "They did it together."
Me: "Wow. Well, I guess they had similar tastes."
Keith: "United by their grief and greed."
Me: "Like many a capitalistic venture."
Congratulations on resisting the urge to title this "crumpets & strumpets"... I wouldn`t have been able to.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand, why would the mistress be involved? She wouldn't have any legal claim to ownership, and it's hard to see that she and the ex-wife would be excited about working together.
ReplyDeletenarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdu du du dummmmm
ReplyDeleteIs Keith an asiaphile?
ReplyDeleteNiniane, have you seen the puppy cam? do you LOVE the puppy cam?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam
If you don't love the puppy cam, I am afraid we cannot be married. Sorry.
Frumpy strumpets who blow plump crumpets through trumpets should dump it, bitches! That doughboy sure ain't a po boy...
ReplyDeleteKeith? Let me tell ya 'bout Keith... (blam!) (blam!) (blam!)
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