While doing strength exercises in a buddy personal training session.
Nam: "Do you want to take a spinning class with me?"
Nam: "But I thought you like biking."
Me: "Biking outside is fun. Biking indoors in a class is painful. It's like how I always want to go jogging at Crissy Field with you. But have you seen me on a treadmill?"
Me: "If you see me on a treadmill... it's not me. It's some other Asian person, and you're being racist."