Omst is visiting from Canada. We're going to our friend PZ's Kentucky Derby brunch today. This morning, in my San Francisco apartment:
Omst: "Oh, do you have any hats for this brunch?"
Me: [excitedly running into the closet] "Yes! Hats! [examining my collection] I only have two hats here! The rest are in Mountain View."
Omst: "But is one of them appropriate for a derby?"
Me: [walking out holding two fancy hats] "Oh, I mean I only have two appropriate hats. The rest are costumed hats."
Update: Later, at the Kentucky Derby brunch: