Sitting in my Mountain View townhouse with Azer.
Me: "The townhouse complex just sent an email. You need to put the fire extinguisher out onto the front steps on Saturday morning. They're going to inspect it."
Azer: "I'll do it right now. Where is it?"
Me: "On the balcony." [walking over to balcony, looking all over it without finding the fire extinguisher]
Azer: "Is it in a closet?"
Me: "Yeah, we should probably know where the fire extinguisher is, in case of a real fire."
Azer: "I bet the townhouse complex isn't actually doing anything to the fire extinguisher. This whole thing is just so that everyone will find their fire extinguisher."