Mitch: "I met these two girls last Saturday, and they're so aggressive!"
Me: "Why, what did they do?"
Mitch: "I texted one of them a few days later, and she answered within five minutes with an excited reply."
Me: "Wait, but you texted her first. How is that aggressive?"
Mitch: "I dunno, it just was."
Me: "Is she attractive?"
Mitch: "Not really."
Me: "I see. If she were really attractive, then the same behavior wouldn't be aggressive, right?"
Mitch: "Oh, I choose the wording based on the situation. In that case, I would say, 'Wow, this girl is so responsive! It's awesome!'"