Keith: "The XX bakery has new management, and it's not as good as before. One of the three original founders died from a heart attack."
Me: "Oh, that's too bad."
Keith: "His name was on the lease so his wife or girlfriend kicked out the other two, and took it over."
Me: "That's terrible! Was she his wife or his girlfriend?"
Me: "He was married and had a mistress?"
Me: "So which one took over the lease?"
Keith: "They did it together."
Me: "Wow. Well, I guess they had similar tastes."
Keith: "United by their grief and greed."
Me: "Like many a capitalistic venture."