My team dynamics have become highly dysfunctional. One coworker is so angry that he has refused to work with us in the past few days.
But there's always enjoyable dinner conversation.
John: "My friends are getting married, and the place they booked provided a room for them for half an hour, between the wedding and reception. It's for 'alone time', to consummate their marriage."
Me: "What? Who wants to have sex then, instead of just holding out for 3 hours for your wedding night?"
DaveM: "I hear that wedding dresses are very hard to get out of."
Me: "Yeah, what if you get a stain -- never mind."
Chris: "You're wearing white..."
John: "People have either had sex before then, in which case they won't want to do it. Or they haven't, and who'd have their first time in this little room for 30 minutes?!"
Mihai: "I think it's a good idea. ... What other time can you have sex in a church?"
Chris: "If you're a young boy, all the time!"