I called my mother on Sunday to wish her a happy Mother's Day.
My mother: "Your brother called two hours ago."
Me: "Yeah, I saw him yesterday in LA."
Mom: "How is he?"
Me: "He's on a fitness kick. He's down to 13% body fat."
Mom: "What is your body fat?"
Me: "I haven't measured in a long while. Last time I checked, it was 22%."
Mom: "Yours is much higher than Tom's, but you are not much fatter than him. Gosh, my body fat must be at least 50%."
Me: [laughing really hard]
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That sounds like a very Asian mom thing to say.
Maybe you should submit your mom stories to mymomisafob.com
Laughs. You're fine the way you are. Who wants to look like a piece of kippered jerky anyway? Besides, it would be a shame to throw away all of those nice Bézier curves. :)
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