Over instant messenger:
ozzir: when is your talk?
niniane: 7pm
ozzir: oh, i'm taking my gf to dinner, for her birthday
niniane: that's nice! where are you taking her?
ozzir: [url of restaurant]
niniane: the food looks good
ozzir: i was going to propose
niniane: WHAT?
niniane: really????? That's so awesome!!
niniane: omg
niniane: i'm so excited for you!
ozzir: ... that we stop celebrating birthdays
niniane: god damn it
ozzir: i was going to propose that we stop getting each other gifts for birthdays
niniane: :(
ozzir: sorry, i can't stop laughing
ozzir: hahahahaha
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4 comments:
i am loving these conversations :)
haha :)
i guess you're being full of expectations and jealousy that it's time for you too? :P
KE Liew,
No, my birthday was two months ago.
-Niniane
P.S. Yes, I know what you were insinuating.
"The Most Wasted Day of All is the one in which you have not laughed"
Dr. Ole from Minnesota
A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to leave work and go hunting. So he told his assistant "Ole, I'm going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic, and good care of our patients."
"Yah, sure," answers Ole.
Doctor goes hunting, returns the next day and asks: "So Ole, how was your day?" Ole tells him he took care of three patients.
"Duh first vun had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Ole, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"Vell, duh second vun had stomach burning, so I gave him MAALOX."
"Fine, Ole! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Vell sir, I vus sitting here und suddenly the door opens and a voman enters like a flame, undresses herself, taking off her bra and panties, lays down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts:
"HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen any man !!!!!"
And what did you do for her Ole?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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