Saturday, January 06, 2007

cute (this one's for the Mandarin speakers)

我: 我表妹跟我说了个谜语, 要不要听?

张鹏:好啊。

我: 绿豆跟红豆打架, 绿豆一拳把红豆打得趴下了。 猜一个昆虫。

张鹏:绿豆蝇。

我: 对了! 红豆要报仇, 拿刀冲向绿豆。 当场把绿豆捅死了。 猜一种食物。

张鹏:嗯。。。 红豆糕。

我:不对, 是绿豆沙。

张鹏:是红豆杀了绿豆, 还是绿豆杀了红豆?

我:红豆杀了绿豆。

张鹏:那显然是红豆水平高一些。 红豆糕吗。

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Translation from Google Translate:

I said : I cousin told me a riddle, we should not listen? Zhang Peng : arraignment. I : mung bean fighting with the sweet, sweet mung bean punch put the Fall play. Guess an insect. Zhang Peng : mung bean fly. I :! Formed to take revenge, a knife into the mung bean. Was put to death by mung bean. Guess a food. Zhang Peng : ah. . . Sweet cakes. I : No, it should be green bean soup. Zhang Peng is formed : the killing of mung bean, mung bean or killed formed? I killed : sweet mung bean. Zhang Peng : it is formed by some high level. Sweet cakes?.

bigriver said...

绿豆沙看来不对,
红豆沙不是一种食物,应该叫红豆糕
或者绿豆饼。。。。