Thursday, December 07, 2006

how can I explain

During dinner with my guy friend, over sushi.

Friend: [talking about a girl] She's really special.

Me: Just don't take her virginity and then dump her two days later.

Friend: Why not?

6 comments:

  1. Smart man....

    Wise beyond his years...

    If he does not do it...

    He will masturbate to it forever...

    :-0 :-)

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  2. Friend should have replied, "Oh, you think one day is sufficient?"

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  3. Tell him to find a girl with experience. 2 days is definitely not enough to teach her what to do.

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  4. Definitely a candidate for chloroform, followed by a late-night trip to ye olde rogue veterinarian; let him wake up the next morning with an inverted paper cone around his neck.

    In the inimitable words of FNM: "Don't look so surprised! Happy birthday, fscker!"

    -M

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  5. Dignity and integrity are appropriate words to expand on this issue :)

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