Ryan: "Are there any major celebrities these days? Seems like they're dwindling."
Me: "Paris Hilton. According to Google Zeitgeist, she's the most newsworthy celebrity."
Ryan: "As a man, I don't even find Paris Hilton attractive. She looks like someone punched her in the face."
Ike: "I don't think that's what guys mean when they say, 'I'd hit that.'"
They only said that because you're a chick and you were standing around, and they think that it increases their chance of getting into your pants if they say Paris Hilton is ugly.
ReplyDeleteShe's not supermodel material, but she's a tall, blonde, slender, mildly attractive young woman. If she was walking down the beach in a bikini, those guys would be drooling. Until they find out it's Paris Hilton, which they associate with skankdom, and they'd wipe the drool from their mouths and deny any attraction.
hahah. guys are soooo predictable.
Check out her plastic surgery http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm
ReplyDeleteParis is hot..
ReplyDeleteExcept for the asymmetry of her eyes.
That is my first attraction.
The face.
When it is not symmetrical
I lose all interest.
I know not why...
But is bugs me deep inside.
Not just her... Anybody
Don't forget the lazy eye.
ReplyDeleteA Harvard study found that looking at attractive people activates a pleasure center in the brain usually triggered only by food, drugs, and money.
ReplyDeleteNiniane will appreciate this.
It explains her insatiable hunger for...