At one point, I was talking to a few Googlers, and mentioning how my mom is in town to help me remodel.
Josh: How long will you keep your condo?
Me: 6, 7 years.
Josh: Why, what happens after that?
Me: I pop out a couple babies and need a bigger place.
Sanjay: That's an image I didn't need.
Avni: They don't need their own bedroom when they're young.
Me: What, I should just put them in a drawer?
Avni: Uh... I meant they can share a bedroom.
Me: No, the drawer is a good idea. Then I just need a chest of drawers. And hey, I can unscrew the knobs on the drawer handle and use the two holes for breastfeeding.
Sanjay: There we go with another image I didn't need.
3 comments:
I wish I knew someone called Sanjay :D
It's your brother's birthday too, by the way.
*Cough cough*.
=D.
Good God.
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