fresh air

While doing strength exercises in a buddy personal training session.

Nam: "Do you want to take a spinning class with me?"

Me: "No."

Nam: "But I thought you like biking."

Me: "Biking outside is fun.  Biking indoors in a class is painful.  It's like how I always want to go jogging at Crissy Field with you.  But have you seen me on a treadmill?"

Nam: "No."

Me: "If you see me on a treadmill...  it's not me.  It's some other Asian person, and you're being racist."