Thursday, June 12, 2008

you had me at "hello world"

niniane: "We could store section X of data in memory."

alipé: "Or we could use that memory to increase the overall cache."

[ ... various debate ... ]

alipé: "We're only speculating that X will be accessed more often than the rest of the data. Better just to rely on caching."

niniane: "That's a good observation."

alipé: "Show me the cache!"

3 comments:

  1. *groan*

    (Though this does make me wonder about how humor works, because 30 Rock did a spin on that same famous quote that I found rather funny. It wasn't a pun, though.)

    Also, why not profile and figure out if X should be kept around in memory? I suppose your multi-terabyte world (I assume) is so different from mine, where half a gig of memory is luxury.

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  2. Someone should write a rap about caches and caching. A group effort, perhaps?

    More than just a buffer,
    yo, I got backing store!
    Write through, write back
    in your face, asking for more!

    My bits are dirty, but I never flush...
    Minsky's magic mappings always get the tush...
    My friends, they all call me Horatio...
    Lawd knows they can't touch my wicked hit ratio!

    Sigh. Neeext! :)

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  3. On further thought, 30 Rock's joke was about the same movie, but it wasn't about the 'show me the money' line.

    (As a diehard fan, I'm obligated to make such corrections or they'll revoke my membership.)

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